Spoiled Apples Presents: An Interview with Karen & Her New Movie

 

In an interview with actors on the set of Submerged Submarines Are Not for Drunken Sailors,

 we were shockingly fascinated by the little things happening behind the scenes on the big set.

We spoke with Karen Thorngate playing Natasha,

 the leading role as love interest of Lance Weakley played by Bruce Nadaville.

Karen complained of the gaping holes behind the main stage where her stilettos were getting caught so deeply that she almost broke her diamond necklace and peculiar stains on evening gowns that could only be explained by dirt behind the set, and not the muddy kind!

She went on to say how she avoided Bruce between takes due to his over-sized ego, bad breath, and countless ummmms, but not necessarily in that order. Karen threw in a hair fling and laugh while saying, all he talked about was what true stage presence should be and his heroic journey to the top!  It was all dreadful, she grumbled; checking her lipstick and hair as she shook her head in disgust.

The cops and firemen had been called several times before filming due to a pyro porcupine according to Jim the prop man. (Evidently the porcupine was on to something.)  Shockingly in the investigation it was confirmed that Jim was Karen’s secret love interest in real life.  It was a hot and steamy affair; hotter and more dangerous than the sushi Stella from the makeup crew left under the vanity lights.

It seems that there were a lot more things stinking than the reviews the movie got from Rotten Tomatoes.

Next week we will be talking with Jack Schmitt the Third, the star of A Fool and His Basket Balls.  He will be featuring his special costumes for the stunts he does himself juggling balls of fire with his eyes closed while reciting Haikus.

Here is one now:

Look to the sky now

the balls fly like blackbirds do

but balls always fall.

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